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You have two cows

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You have two cows.

You HAVE TWO COWS!!!

Yes.

[edit] You have one cow

Or does Farmer Jones just have an extra one?

Yabba Dabba Doo!

~ Fred Flintstone

[edit] You have two cows

Yes! You do!

It all starts when you find that your other cow is missing, it has been eaten or as MR. Ripley Beliefitornot says i have three cows. Do you? I thought they died of cancer. Oh so sorry, mr. p. I hope you find your petunias in the garden with a weed clipper.

Bananas may eat.

[edit] You have three cows

Or does Ripley do?