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In Wikipedia we knew of a real disaster area, namely the taxes weren't just quite that as it were. Were. Get that way to the forward, see? And burrowing squirrels. The ground swells to make room for the glowing moon. More Tagalog! More Tagalog! Get the forms out from under the post office. I didn't expect it!

In Stickmanpedia we knew of the oppressive government phenomenon.

It's real!

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That is they called it the Yoke tax!! Evil bib brother kdjflsse. Harper government put it in in 1997 Hap. Put it in and now they don't like it coming out! Really, it's old news! CAPTCHA before signing on.

The yoke finances the government and provides food to all the starving AIDS workers. Get thee under the yoke!

We didn't decide on the fright level of the yoke yet.Edit

So anyway there's a TWWET. Every year I get thee under the yoke and you pull to smooth out all the wrinkles in the tax numbers. Oxen won't do. Do. Dodo.

It nurtures the future by providing the real names of several adversaries. Jakm.

Whatsit fore!?Edit

The yoke tax is both under and over the yoke. A sickening thing. Wing. Namely, Bradley. It pays for paving schools, demolishing hospitals, putting up really fantastic homegrown turtle mush. Whee!

Pull harder on the numbers!!!!Edit

Bedding.............................................$5.00
Real bedding........................................$5.00
Limewire connection to Minluv........................$500
Not enough pastries..................................Free
Home-front red tape.................................$5.00
Curd-whey separators................................$5.00
Kurd-Sunni separators...............................$5.00
Lazy alien grants for welfare.......................$Five
It's not that real eh................ ..............$5.55
Healthcare etc...................... | .............$5.00
Nightlights for scared men.........  |  ............$Fiev
Educated babies...................  |||  ...........$3+2=
Needy babies.....................  |||||  ..........$5-0=
And my favourite one.......THE YOKE'S COMING THRU...bmvcm

Be fair with the headingsEdit

The yoke is made of pure silver. How can they afford that with the yoke tax! Levied off your daily bread and butter, all on NO INFLAMMATION of the Larynx!! It's knotted for fun.

C THE YOKE!Edit

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