Wikipedia is a convicted nerdophile currently residing in the rectum of sanity. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs', or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus.
How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore? Edit
How can we defeat
the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia? Edit
What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:
- Eat regularly, anorexia is no laughing matter
- Laugh at anorexics
- Become anorexic and laugh at yourself
- Write a popular children's novel but make a deliberate spelling error somewhere in chapter 5, or chapter fünf if you are German
- Hunt down users of Wikipedia and silence them with threats of tofu
- Shoot yourself in the back of the head.
- Be Grawp or Willy on Wheels.
- Beat AAAAA's high score.
- Create an account and slowly put in random lies everywhere on Wikipedia, preferably on medicine pages so people overdose when you tell them that five pills of ecstacy is more healthy than one
Austin was here
Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon! Edit