“I don't wanna be your remember when”
When is one of those types that prefers to reminisce about the past; looking back happily to the good old days. His annoying anecdotes, and rose-tinted view point have led people to become Pokémon and henceforth he was exiled to Birmingham. Which is fortunate for his ill-wishers because he doesn't speak scouse.
When also accuses passers by about what they were doing "last summer" which can prove additionally iritating. When is not to be confused with his lover wang who has "attached" himself to When - causing cheers due to the fact When cannot speak when wang is exploring his mouth.
On a final note if you work as a shelf filler in a fudge shop aren't you "packing fudge"?