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~ Various Illogicopedians

In a few lines time we will announce the worst article on Illogicopedia ever... Edit

But first we need to tell you some saftety procedures-

• Don't point - it's rude
• SHUT THAT MOUTH BOY! GOD, ANYONE WOULD THINK YOU WERE FROM Uncyclopedia!!
• Don't eat your greens
• The early bird catches the worm
• The government are tracking you down, fraudster

THE WORST ARTICLE ON ILLOGICOPEDIA IS.... Edit

GIVE THE AUTHOR A GOOD BASH ON THE NOSE, HE DESERVES IT!