“O Most Holy Ancient of O's, I hath a most amazing joke for Thee!”
“What's the difference between Phyllis Hyman and kamikazes?”
“Telleth me Tamia”
“After the kamikazes drank the sake, the planes went down, after Phyllis drank the vodka, the pills went down”
“STFU!”Phyllogicopedian has a Japanese translation?