*ring* *ring* ... you have reached the tearaway turd coldline please hold Edit
... Sound of Harry Potter with his statue ... Edit
Press 3 to find out the truth about volcanoes Edit
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"A volcano is a big rock type mountain thingy that spews hot red stuff. This is what a volcano word apear to be to a lesser strategereist-aroo but under the veil of its cloak of disguised Covert hidden obviousness it is actually a branch of Santa's workshop. To get into a "volcano" just go to the lava bit and dive in then swim to the bottom where your
incinerated corpse or whats left of it fine figure will be deposited in the waiting room.
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