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Seemed like a good idea at the time
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Rubbercop is a terrible movie.
Can't deny he has bouncebackability though.
Shakin' shakin' salt and bacon
IT IS TIME
CHOOSE WISELY, FOR EACH WIELDS GREAT POWER. MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU.
Eighteen inch alloys? I have them!
You're going home in a St. John's ambulance.
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