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Jumbly 9, 2008

Thank you for your voteEdit

Every vote counts so yeah, thanks! Hit me in the eye with your rhythm stick! --Huge_bobTALK TER ME, LIKE 13:55, 12 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Woah, you just got slammed by that welcome template. Here's a less robotic welcome, hi, yay. --TReich (My Bad) 23:34, 9 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from Elassint which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

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Hello and welcome to illogicopedia! I hope you enjoy the site! <b>Elassint, 07 9 2008 talk

Gordon Bennett.Edit

Someone fetch the aspirin. If that's too much too read (and it probably is) just take a look at Illogicopedia:Beginners' Guide. So anyways welcome to the site! I quite enjoyed The OMG Scary Alien and hope it does well at VFF. Good luck sir/madam! -- Newforum Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 09:59, 10 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Hi Edit

I turned your image into a userbox... {{US-userbox}}

Illogicopedia America This user is from the United States of Imerica.

-- Newforum Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:54, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. --->T3<--- 22:40, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

you are invited to join apocopedia, a wiki of apocalyptic scenarios. If you do choose to join, adminship is yours!

mkay --HUGE BOB formerly binclin Fdx 19:37, 13 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Edit

Thanks for undoing my hard work. Loser. BobThatHead 01:22, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

  • if you're that serious about blockin me, why not tell an admin to do it? BobThatHead 01:30, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Edit

...for reverting the edits of the vandal last night. Pain in the neck... anyhow, I foresee a discussion on an admin for the US timezone coming up and I'll make sure you're in with a chance, at least. Cheerios! -- Newforum Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:32, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Sorry Edit

I forgot to mention this, it's a bit trivial, but you can go ahead with the whole peesmell thing. --TReich (My Bad) 18:12, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

I like you. Edit

Insane Award


Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE join the party.....quACK

congratulations --Romanducky|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no 23:38, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Congrats on IOTM! Edit

Cool beans! Also...

Illogi of the monthgif GIF dude. Also, just like to say that I'm up for a collaboration, maybe on some IllogiTV project, I dunno. What program do you use for video editing? -- Newforum Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:07, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

You are wprthy!Edit


Flub Nugget Award

FLub NUggetCloseUp

Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Ragglefraggleking 16:37, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Where can I view this video? I can't wait to see it. Please send me a link to it when it is ready. Oh and congrats on flubnuggetry.--Romanducky|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no 19:20, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


I guess you want to do collabs. I'm open if you have any ideas, because I am dry right now. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 04:51, 21 Octodest 2016

I don't know... The OMG Scary Alien T3POThe OMG Scary Alien Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email? 01:04, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Oh. My. GODness! you two!!!!!!!!! I need collaborators to help me make the third part of the trilogy I invented with Testostereich. Look. 1 Freeze frame popcorn 2 Stop motion Cob'a Corn and 3 Cut-Away Cornmeal notice the red link? Well how about you guys get back to me on the collab. Read the first two. --Romanducky|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no 21:44, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

If u r in on the collab hurry up and contribute. I have wrote like almost all of the content on the article! Since this is the last part of the trilogy its going to be very long to make it a final impact. --Ragglefraggleking 17:41, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

IllogiDance Contest Edit

No thanks, I'd rather not be used in the video. Some WHAT!? (number two) (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 23:21, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


I must say that you have come up witha clever nickname. It works really well. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 04:51, 21 Octodest 2016

Ahem, I gave him it. Haha. By the way T3po, (thats easier to type too!) about your question, We can communicate talk page, when we are done with our section and when we want some one new to take over. over all I don't care what happens, just don't kill off O'op, or.... Ted. --Romanducky|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no 10:02, 3 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Collab Edit

'Twas only when I scrolled to the bottom that I found out I had to ask you for the privilege. So.... 21655 {screwed up / fixed your crappy grammOr / is made of beef, apparently} ←pick one. 20:27, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

I'm curiousEdit

You said there was a reason why my entry didn't win the pickle. What was it exactly? 25px-MetalFlower.jpg 11:52, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Re:Video Collab? Edit

Sure. But how would you get my CAT NINJA! footage? --Ragglefraggleking 21:30, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Okey. I just emailed it to you. If you can you may edit the footage by putting a background on it or something. --Ragglefraggleking 21:41, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Foodchiefs Edit

You are hereby Lord of Animal Foods. Some WHAT!? (number two) (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:29, 8 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Yea! The OMG Scary Alien T3POThe OMG Scary Alien Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email?


Congrats! You've won the AWESOME user box! This userbox is only for awesome users! You can put it on your page if you'd like.

Awesome!! This user is AWESOME!!!

I'll be gone...Edit

For about a week come monday. I am heading off to Catalina Island with school, so you won't here from me. I might be here tomorrow, but I'm ot sure. I will be back next Saturday. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 04:51, 21 Octodest 2016

Re:READ Edit

Yeah, what the hell. I dunno if you were referring to me in particulars or vandals in general, but I think I would be good to have a broad perspective on this. A section on me would be cool - you could pinch some ideas from my article at Oh, and you can see some original Avrilized articles from moths ago that are still stuck in google cache [1] [2] (screenshots?), example of epic edit summary vandalism here, some nerds discussing my vandalism on some forum here and a small selection of my previous accounts here. Or have I missed the point? Citing sources etc seems a bit too "wikipedia" for here. I'll leave it to your judgment. Avril Troll 21:34, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Also, I have question in regards to general article writing on Illogicopedia. I've read the rules pages but, like, can I make an article entitled Fish Fish Fish or something and then proceed to discuss my views on fish and anything else that pops into my head, or do I need to make some sort of attempt at being coherent and funny? Where is the line drawn? Avril Troll 21:46, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Lol, you have to do that!

She grew up in a largely impoverished area of South-East London, England. Her name is taken from the Wikipedia Reference Desk where she would ask many questions about Avril Lavigne, but after being banned for sockpuppetry she unleashed chaos. Nothing could prepare the Internets for the disruption that lay ahead. In October 2007 the London Metropolitan Police estimated that over 1,200 websites had been destroyed by the Avril Troll. Chief of police leading the investigation remarked:

  • "I beg to report that on the morning of the 15th of April, last my attention was called to some writing on the wiki which consisted of the following words: "Avril Lavigne Rokz My Sockz". I was apprehensive that if the writing were left it would be the means of causing a riot and therefore considered it desirable that it should be removed having in view the fact that it was in such a position that it would have been rubbed by persons passing in & out of the building."

Eventually FBI psychological profilers were called in to help. In a top secrete document leaked to Russian topical newspaper "The Whistle Blower", the following was written:

  • "All the acts of vandalism were no doubt were committed by the same hand. In the first instances the words "Avril Rokz" were appended to many Wikipedia pages, and all subsequent acts follow a similar pattern."

However, nobody knows for sure what motivates a vandal to vandalize, but scientists believe it is the same thing which motivates rabbits to hop and fire to burn. They also believe that a lack of friends, intelligence and a social life and may also be contributing factors.


  • Gender: Female
  • Country: England
  • Personality: Mad

I apparently already have an article here, so you could add it to that, but I'll leave it to you. If I have anything to add I can say once you've made it. Just don't be mean to Avril, and to clarify it's the Sk8er Girl Avril I like, not the weird and frankly annoying person she has transformed into over the past two years. You could also mention I like Summer Glau; she is very hot as the Terminator, especially in this weeks episode. That show is shaping up to be something brilliant. My god I love bittorrent! Avril Troll 21:18, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Any image requests?Edit

Want me to do some pics for yer? Im bored. --HUGE BOB formerly Binclin Biohazard Turnipshello!ART 14:25, 21 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Right, I'm on it. What kind of faces or portraits? --HUGE BOB formerly Binclin Biohazard Turnipshello!ART 06:02, 22 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Could you possibly do a picture of a yak for my userpage? Make him look like Terminator or something. I'd be forever grateful! :D -- Newforum Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:28, 22 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

You're tagged! Edit

at Forum:Style Imitation Tag. Find an article of yours that matches someone else's writing style and talk about it then tag them! --Penguin-chick evil Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 08:42, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

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