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Hi! I'm Sk8R Grl and you are on my land. I charge $678 a second rent, so leave your credit card and other info on my User talk:Sk8R Grl.

I am a shiny muffle-ing electrified mocha chinchilla. I am also a bad spellre, but a very good electrified mocha chinchilla. Don't you dare muffle me about it!! Or I'll muffle you! I swear I will! Also, I have a electrified mocha chinchilla and like to muffle. Well, I am shiny, so I best go muffle. Enjoy your stay here!

P.S. While reading this message, you have racked up $198,756,558,000.06 in rent charges. THANKS!