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Readmesoon has attained 2 star(s).   Snowmen can't use goddamn grills because they're so huge!.

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Read Me Soon
Super Power: Fresh Money Smelling
Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or 85
Gender: Male
Member since: August 2008
Occupation: Still a student.
Favourite Article(s): the cows are acting suspicious & Bcbkye
Favorite Animal: Hippo
Weapon of Choice: Gun?

FAVORITE WORDS: Ichthyology, Triscadecaphobia, and Copradysmorphophobia

Howdy! I like eggs, bacon, and cheddar. I am single and looking for a cute polar bear. If you know anyone give me a call. I am kinda new here, but I have spent many months at Uncyclopedia. But now everyone hates me there so I have ran to this, and it is great.

[edit] Articles and stuff

• I have a bunch of Articles and images that I made. They are cool.
• I have a bunch of favorite articles that are funny!

[edit] Life Goals

• Fuck other men Accomplished
• Eat my nose
• Burn the penny for two
• Burn the penny for three
• Write a feature
• Go east
• Run
• Yummy! Accomplished

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

<center> Pengu-insane Award Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?