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Dxpenguinman has attained 3 star(s).   He knows how things work. Especially those monsters under your bed. No, shut up!

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I AM THE PENGUIN MAN!!!!MUHAHAHA!!

This user has tamed the mighty Bcbkye. Fear them, for they now know all your secrets!

This user has made Testostereich grovel.

IT'S A ME!

HEY! THATS ME!

NO ITS BUG BUNNY!

THATS NOT ME!!!

BUT OF COURSE, THAT's BUG BUNNY!

ARW YOU GOING OFF COURSE?

OH, WATCH OUT!!!!

BURNOUT!

OH, pretzels.

Dxpenguinman-ia? DXPENGUINMANIA! Sounds interesting, doesn't it?

Hi, the code to my bank account is 2222. Changes all the time.

Contents 1 PRETZELS 2 My articles 2.1 10 Reasons Why I Wrote 10 Reasons Why 3 When i review stuff that needs reviewing 4 All You Need To Know On Series 5 Do you like pie? 6 My Ideas 7 THE PENGUIN FORUMS 8 News has arrived to Antarctica, everybody! 9 Awards 10 Poll 11 Fave articles 12 Sig

PRETZELSEdit

HUH, PRETZELS? OF COURSE, THEY ARE PRETZELS.

My articlesEdit

See here for previous articles.

101. You And Me

102. There is no fork No pun intended.

103. Spoonwards.

104. Firaga

The list is to be continued here.

105. I is m

106. How irregular

107. Weeeeeeeee!

108. Norway Man

109. Interviewing Your Shelf

110. I'll ask the questions here!

111. I'm dying!

112. The Darkness (Halloween contest entry)

113. IllogiCountry:Genericland

114. Death by sparrow

115. OH CHEESE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.

116. Axe

117. A Normal Conversation

118. I has a cheezburger

119. Interviewing Your Health

120. Tender Lender Loaning Agency

10 Reasons Why I Wrote 10 Reasons WhyEdit

I don't bother listing them. But i do bother listing the 10 Reasons Why's i wrote.

• 10 Reasons Why There Is A 10 Reasons Why
• 10 Reasons Why Y Is Not Why

When i review stuff that needs reviewingEdit

My reviews are:

Believe it or not

The Almighty mackerel

Gom Gom Cho

All You Need To Know On SeriesEdit

The All You Need To Know On Series will tell you all you need to know on stuff! And other stuff.

Also known as the AYNTKO. Witches and ants like to devour things.

I haven't done one of these in aaaages. I think i'll do one.

• AYNTKO: Bananas
• AYNTKO:You

Do you like pie?Edit

Because i don't.

My IdeasEdit

AND A MEH.

SEE here

THE PENGUIN FORUMSEdit

For all your um...penguin forum needs?

Penguin Forums

News has arrived to Antarctica, everybody!Edit

Articles written by some penguin dude who is e-vile.

• Alien Spottings? Find out more!

• Does spelling cause spasms? Find out more!

AwardsEdit

Yes, the section all devoted to awards.

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

<center> Pengu-insane Award Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?

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PollEdit

OOH, the poll thickens.

Fave articlesEdit

The best are in bold. Hey it's my opinion, don't complain. Well, you can rant on my talk page..but not on my user page.

• Slightly Below Average Man
• Trampolining
• Bckbye
• Lightbulbism
• The cows are acting suspicious
• I'll ask the questions here! i know it's mostly me editing, but hey other people edit it too!
• OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.

I'll add more later. Thinking too much hurts.

SigEdit

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Dxpenguinman, The Penguin Man, is an anagram for The Max Ending Pun, Meaning Pun. Don't blame me.

Hey, i just changed my sig!