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Urinal the great hypnosis technique first acquainted itself with humanity on the 25th of December 1AD masquerading as Brian the Ubertastic. To attempt urinal I suggest you do the following in exactly the wrong order:

  1. Make a list.
  2. Chop off the feet of a friend and taunt them as they bleed slowly to death. (If they bleed quickly then scarper sharpish).
  3. As they enter the stage between sleeping waking and death recite pi backwards whilst eating them from the bleeding lactating ankle upwards in a Barry Scott like fashion. When they begin to cry vigorously slap them frivolously until you both are aroused.
  4. Add in some dough (here's some I made earlier) and bake for thirty minutes.
  5. Pat your friend on the back (whats left of them anyway) and pretend everything is ok. Fool police into thinking your friends battered corpse is still dead by letting it lie still at gun point. Avoid arrest then have a rest.

Waiting for the past is pointful Edit

Without Urinal access level seven you can certainly not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not (for all of you who counted the number of "nots" in vain there are numerous) catch your second Pokemon.

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