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The United Kingdom of Britain
The Ukay, innit

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Salty"
Anthem: Na na na
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Capital Londonchester
Largest city London, innit
Official languages English
Government Parliament, Monarchy
National Hero(es) Alan Sugar, Superchap
Currency Pound stealing
Religion British
Population 60,000,000, indeed
Area Richard Branson's arse back yard.
Population density Fairly dense in inner-city areas
Ethnic groups Diverse
Major exports Tea
Major imports Chocolate
National animal Mondonkey
Favourite pastime Cricket, Football
Opening hours All day except teatime (12AM-12PM)
Internet tld .ukay
Calling code 999


The United Kingdom is a place with a population full of cool accents. Unfortunately, due to overusage of British accents by idiots who aren't British, the British are slowly losing grasp of their accents and slipping into insanity, which is why Harry Potter exists.

British are mental but are not to be confused with the Birtish, residents of the island of Birt. Regular Britain is made up of Englandland, Schootlend and the Ireland of Whales. Super Britain is made up of tea cakes, a thousand acres of flood plains and Richard Branson's arse back yard.

The British aisles Edit

Can be found in the British supermarkets and bowling alleys. In England, the latter is known as a Bouling alley by blooming eejits.

Accents Edit

Main article: British accent

Yesh mayte innit mayte. Shave your head mayte you'll lose all your friends with long hair. You're a gay mosher INNIT. I'm going to bang you out... nobody move I've dropped my brain.

~ The Queen

The British are well known for their fancy accents. Why? Because they're fancy. But not French fancies. That's all.

Ou Edit

The British are also well knouwn four putting unnecessary "u"s after every "o". Four the unitiated, this can be very annouying and cause head jams moure severe than thouse found on the East Lancs road on a Friday afternooun. Fnourdle.

Harry Potter Edit

Contrary to popular belief, Harry Potter is not a real person. Nor will he fly to your house on his Firebolt and sweep you away. Nor will Hogwarts send you your letter. Bloody Muggles. You're Muggles, you can't get a letter.

Sob. Why won't my letter come?!

~ Author


Boom boom. OH NO, QUICK RUN FROM THE TRAIN STATION!

Cough. In conclusion, nothing in Harry Potter is real.

MisconceptionsEdit

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You can get around Britain on oversized sardines made of metal. Freakin' awesome.

It is well known that Brits have an increased beverage consumption threshold. However, untrue is the belief that the British like to eat pants - in fact, they like to eat underwear, not pants. In addition, the following table outlines a number of similar misconceptions.

Perception of Britain Real Britain
Have no emotional sensibilities   Are very emotional about queueing
The Beatles The Rolling Stones
Have RP accents Have Norven (Lower class) or Suvern (posh) accents.
Ruined pop Invented Corporation pop

Notable locationariesEdit

Alternative literatureEdit

  • Everything is British
  • Superchap, Britain's answer to Superman
  • Britain is full of uneducated hillbillies
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