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“Fish, as a general (no pun intended) rule, do not make great tank drivers.”
~ George S. Patton on on Two Fish In A Tank

There are two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says: "So, how do drive this thing?".


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Why did the fish not know how to drive the tank?Edit

That's a good point actually. The fish doing the talking sounds like he doesn't belong in the tank at all. If he doesn't know how to drive it and he doesn't know enough about the other fish to know if that fish can drive the tank then it does make me wonder just what he's doing there in the first place. Does he have clearance for being in that tank? What's going on here? Surely the army doesn't just let civilian fish into their underwater army tanks? I think that that could lead to all sorts of accidents. In fact, its an outrage that security is not tighter around these underwater fighting machines. I'm going to write a letter to the army right now to sort it out.

If the tank is underwater then shouldn't it belong to the navy rather than the army?Edit

To be honest I'm not really up on who does what in the armed forces - I'll include that question in my letter. You are SO FUNNY.. HHA HA. REALLY CLEVER AREN'T

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