One wrong move and you've had it.

Tiddlywinks is the standard issue duelling game used to settle custard. Roffle. Losing tiddlywinks results in an harmless explosion from the loser. Tiddlywinks has ben banned from being used in the sport of limb throwing because it poses an unfair disadvantageous something.

How to play Edit

To play tiddlywinks you must skilfully flick custard chips into a cauldron simmering with essence of wang. The player who is the most popular wins because, because it does OK!?!!

How to win Edit

Remind everyone how interesting the Ubersnail is away from the game of play and subtly suggest they should turn their attention away from the game whilst you cheat by putting your custard chips in the cauldron and calling in friends to make you the most popular competitor. After about three months the people will tire from watching the Ubersnail and ask you if its ok to turn back around. Say no.

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