LARRY!? WHAT WAS THAT!? I'm so scared! Um... Larry? Hello!? OMG, I just stepped on some corpse of Larry. WHAT!? OH NO! They ate Larry! Waaah! WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!? HE'S JUST A BOY! Uhh... hello? *ZZZOOOOM!* Oh no... IT'S COMING FOR ME! NO! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!! I'M INNOCENT! Well... i'd rather be eaten than play... WHO GIVES A DAMN! JUST TAKE ME PRISONER! DON'T KILL ME! THIS, IS, SPARTA! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Elvis... is that you?Edit

Uhhhh...

₩H0 @R€ ¥0U, M0RT@L!? T€LL U$ WH0 Y0U @R€, N0W!

What did you do to my friend!?

W€ @T€ H!M ฿€₵@U$€ H€ W@$ @₦ !NTRUD€R T0 0UR T€RR!T0RY!

Ok, so... what the hell are you things?

W€ @R€ TH!NGZ, D0N'T U KN0W WH0$€ PR0P€RTY YOU @RE 0N!? 0UR$, U B@$T@RD!

WTF DID I DO!!?

₩H0 @R€ Y0U, F0R T€H L@$T T!ME, R€T@RD€D F00LI$H M0RT@L!

• We'll be back, after those Goddamn commercials*:

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0K, @S ! W@$ $@¥!NG... ₩H0 @R€ ¥0U, M0RT@L!?

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BBWWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ugh! I'm FREE! So long, Thing 'a' Lingz!

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• BBZZZZZT*

This program shall not be continued, as it is too violent for society to handle.