Theft
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Theft is taking what you deserve. People will complain that it is there's, but ignore them. You know that you are right. You can theft: shoes, bananas, webcams, Noah's dad, sporks, misleading hyperlinks, and pretty much anything you want.
[edit] Cereal
The theft of cereal is the only wrong theft. You will die if you take anyone's cereal. Trust me. I have the head of two cows and a dragon. They tried to theft my cereal and a came at them with a smg. [[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]][[]]. The only way to not get killed when thefting cereal is to carry urban cheese.
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