“Meet Me on the Moon”
Cheese is what the moon is made out of. It has seas of cheese, valleys of cheese, and rifts of cheese. If we blew up the moon, fried cheese would rain upon us, and it would stink. Of course, this would make for interesting snow storms.
Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not actually made of green cheese, rather a mild Stilton with a hint of blueberry. This unique taste makes moon cheese highly sought after, bidders paying upwards of a million US dollars (£0.05, 0.23 Euros) for a taste of the highly coveted cheese.