The capital of Paraguay
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The capital of Paraguay is hand carved by Peruvian cheesecakes in the 1940s. It was once a sacred burial ground until some idiot nuked it 5000 times in one week. The cheesecakes got mad and nuked him back. It was later found out that it was actually Adolf Hitler and his band of Ninja Zombie Nazis Handimen, who- in turn died of a cancerous disease known as liagfjklgjklgfjkl-iousis.
After 14 minutes, a drunken Santa Claus decided to ban Germany from making pizza with Italian sausages, and then shot himself. It was decided that the galactic republic would shoot Darth Vader in the head with a rocket launcher while he slept in his Carribean estate.
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After the events of Dragon Ball Z budokai 2, Santa Claus fought Link the hero of time in a fight to the death over some monkey milk, the rarest milk of them all. Soon after the fight to end all fights, George Washington came back from the grave. Some Banana annually sang Peanut Butter Jelly time in order to remember the heroic acts of the Peruvian Cheesecakes army in 1337. LEET LEET LEET!
When Link killed Santa Claus, he shot a killer whale in the face. Then after 1337, a massive bombing occurred due to insufficient funds toward the idiot sociation of pampers. Soon after magician and con artist Faffi decided to model pampers while modelling Banana phone in the 1470s. Then Spongebob Squarepants raped a pineapple in the Lion King live production.
Soon; The war settled and everybody mentioned died of Hinga disease.
