Attention: Illogicopedia is the walrus.

The Walrus is he as you are he and I am me and we are shee and sea is pee and Lee is Dee and tree is glee and ski is steep, aw steep steep. Blah blah blah, and blah is key and tree is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And we are all together. See how we fly like pigs from a gun, see how we die. Stick it up yer jumper.

Contrary to popular belief, the walrus was not Paul McCartney. In fact, I was the walrus. Which also means that I killed Paul. AH HA HA HA HA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BEATLES!

I am the Walrus.

“No, I am the walrus.”

~ Wally Rust

See alsoEdit

• Eggman
• Dancing walrus