The Police randomly go about their business sitting on 14-year-old ducks and shooting anyone that looks like they have used Uncyclopedia.
The Police can also be seen on late night ITV on Cillit Bang adverts subliminally jacking off to George Michaels' baby pictures.
They enforce the law very well. Do not question them! The police work against criminals and the like to attempt to provide a safe community etc. Most of 'em are good.
“Every step you take... every move you make.. I'll be watching you.”
~ A corrupt member of The Police
That quote scares me, it reminds me that people are stalking me.