• You wanna know who defaced this great article? THESE GUYS: http://impulse-gamers.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=1830
• You guys are assholes. Classy, classy assholes :3
• - The Pencil

• chuck is jesus
• aukoc is magic
• cbs is always watching
• I don't know how long it's been since you guys defaced this article, but you guys are assholes.

BASTID WAS HEREEdit

Now this is a story all about how

.iG got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit if you will

I'll tell you how I started being called Suicidal Pencil


Impulse Gamerdelphia, born and raised

On the forums is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

And all shootin' some Combine outside of the school

When a couple of bronies who were up to no good

Started makin' posts in Impulse Gamer's hood

I got in one little fight and admins got scared

And said "you're outta this community with your stupid long hair"


I begged and pleaded, called them totally gay

So they banned my address and sent me on my way

They gave me a kick and that was my ticket

I put TF2 on and said I might as well kick it

Mann v Machine, yo this is bad

Killin' robot versions of my favorite class

Is this what the gamers of TF2 play like

Hmmm, but this loaded all night


But wait I hear they're pencils, suicidal and all that

Is this the type of game that they should send this code cat?

I don't think so, if there's bronies I'll kill

I hope they're prepared for Suicidal Pencil!


Well, uh, the server loaded and then I spawned out

There was a kid looked like a cop standin' there his mic out

I ain't tryin' to get mic spammed yet I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like when firepol disappeared


I refreshed my server list and when it came clear

I saw a server called "Fresh", had a fast download mirror

If anything I could say this server was chill

But I thought I might like it, "Yo bros, I'm Pencil!"


I grabbed my belt, went in my closet, about 7 or 8

But I stopped, I pussied out 'cause .iG needs their mate

Changed my username, it was totally ill

I'm now forever to be known as Suicidal Pencil.