The bloopers for Disney's 1994 animated film, The Lion King. TheShinyMew will appear as the director.

Take 1Edit

• {When the "The Circle of Life" is mentioned, the long- distance will instead pan centers on the Pickles house from Rugrats.}
• Me: I don't need any chocolate pudding right now!

Take 2Edit

• {Instead of the Mufasa, Quisp from the Quaker Oats' Quisp cereal was there}
• Quisp: {defecates a mud-like goop} Ahhhh...
• Me: EEEEWWWWW!!! That alien poop was yucky!

Take 3Edit

• Scar: Oh now look, Zazu; you've made me lose my... Lose my...
• Me: Lunch!
• Scar: Lunch. Yesh.
• Me: CUT!

Take 4Edit

• Simba: Dad! Daad! Come on, Dad, we gotta go. Wake up!
• Hyro: Hey!
• Simba: Sorry! ...Oop.
• Me: Hyro! Get back out of my set now!

Take 5Edit

• {Simba does a full pounce leaving Zazu stunned on the ground}
• Mufasa: Ha ha ha ha ha. That's very good. Ha ha ha...
• {A Digglet from Pokémon emerges under Zazu.}
• Me: CUT! It's not 1998 yet! And Pokémon doesn't need to exist yet anyway!

Take 6Edit

• Simba: I never get to go anywhere.
• Zazu: Oh, young master, one day you will be king; then you can chase those slobbering mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk.
• {They head off. Instead of the savannah, the camera pulls back to wide view of Pinchface and the fists from the Nickelodeon Pinchface bumper.}
• Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Take 7Edit

• {Simba leaves the rock, Scar walks away with an evil smile. Instead of the Menacing music, "USSR" by Eddy Huntington was played.}
• Me: WOAH! Wrong music!

Take 8Edit

• {Simba heads off quietly back out towards the desert.}
• Timon: Hey, where you going?
• Simba: Nowhere.
• Timon: {Watching Simba, talking to Pumbaa} Gee. He looks blue.
• Pumbaa: I'd say blackish-silver.
• Me: CUT! Pumbaa, it's brownish-gold, not blackish-silver!
• Pumbaa: Sorry!

Take 9Edit

• Timon: Then maybe you need a new lesson. Repeat after me. {Clears throat} Hakuna Matata.
• Simba: {Still lethargic} What?
• Pumbaa: Ha-ku-na Ma-ta-ta. It means "Eat your face-moles."
• Me: EEEEWWWWWW! PUMBAA!

Take 10Edit

• Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
• {Shot of Quisp was there instead of cloud-Mufasa.}
• Quisp: Look, do... whatever you want... to me if it... makes you feel... better. But then... get over it and remember... who you are! (This line is later used in Breakfast of the Gods webcomic)
• Me: QUISP! GO BACK TO THE QUAKER OATS COMMERCIAL!