• The Pessimist - The glass is half empty
  • The Optimist - No no no, the glass is in fact half full.
  • The Optimist on drugs - The glass is MOVING!!! Wow, is that Hugh Heffner on an apple?
  • The Oppurtunist - The glass is mine!!!
  • The Cynic - Pfffft, I sincerely doubt thta.
  • The Pedant - You mispelled 'that'.
  • The Cynic - Oh piss off Pedant, all you do is inflict your poor form of comic relief upon our unwanting and unhumoured miserable lives.
  • The Pedant - In English?
  • The Cynic - FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
  • Pedant - ....So yeah back to the glass.
  • Barry Scott - BANG! And the glass is gone.
  • The Thirsty Kid clasping at thin air, with juice now all over his shirt - Hey I was drinking that!
  • The Psychic - The glass fortells your future
  • The State-the-obviouss-type-person - Yeah I know it has "You are going to die" enscribed on the side.
  • The Sadist - (Has broken the glass and is slashing it wildly at the masochist)
  • The Masochist - Ahh, that's the stuff boys!
  • Tamia - Phyllis, my new boyfriend is George - yeah, George Glass!!!
  • The Reader, wrong-footed by this rambling illogical article -Roar

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