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You might think that it was a war about chocolate. Or over chocolate. Or something about chocolate.

But it wasn't about chocolate.

Oh, no. It was really lemons. In tea. With sugar. Oh, yes, sugar.

And of course, inevitably, the sugar made all Jacovies asplode. They didn't like that. If there was a way to die, they declared, it would be being run over by a truck.

From Iowa.

Driven by My Chemical Romance.

I know - you thought that MCR didn't exist. Well, now they do.

And they ate the drums.

G, F#, B, E, D, G, C, B, G, A, D...

Black and white, Mickey Mouse, Timeless River video games.

Don't you understand? You have to go see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. It is inevitable. The fans will swallow you whole if you don't. And it isn't pleasant, being digested and all.

Do you have a sore throat?

Or a headache? I've got stuff to treat headaches. Good stuff. Just don't eat it.

Yes, the roses are very pretty. Yes, and the flowers too.

No, I will not make tea from those flowers.

Hey, chocolate covered nuts!

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Boss battles
Battle with Oscar Wilde · Battle with Famine
War battles
The Chocolate War · Penglish uprising

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