For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about The 12 Days of Christmas, or simply go here.

A list of things my true love sent to me:

  • Marbles
  • Schizophrenia
  • A fake ID
  • Canada
  • Glow worms
  • Sabrina the teenage werewolf
  • Polka-dotted spectres of death
  • A kiosk
  • Gastric bypass surgery
  • The head of Bill Clinton
  • A cherry
  • Andy Partridge in a patchery
  • Schindler's Liszt
  • Drunk wolves
  • I'm not sure what it is and I wish it would stop eating my liver. I need that to live.
  • Cars... lots of cars.

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