We're scared!Edit

How do I shot tourists?

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Headline from Al-JazeeraEdit

Wal-Mart alarms suppliers with net procurement plansEdit

Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?

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Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?

And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.

BURN CULTURE!Edit

Dominance through fear!Edit

Lol lol lol!Edit

Allahu akhbar!Edit

Ayatollah!Edit

Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!

Peace unto the brother.Edit

THROUGH DEATH!

TRIPLE = sign HEADLINE! WOO!Edit

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