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Wal-Mart alarms suppliers with net procurement plansEdit
Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?
Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?
And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.
Dominance through fear!Edit
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Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!
Peace unto the brother.Edit
TRIPLE = sign HEADLINE! WOO!Edit
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