“Invented by Stewie Griffin”
“And hot dog fucking was invented by his sister Meg”
Stuartism was founded by a great mind who was born in 1904 and lived in 1999. His name was Stuart, a Scottish philosopher. On Stuart's quests he met someone called Mark that thought Stuart and his philosophies were genius. Mark and Stuart then together founded the first church of Stuart which can be located in Watford.
Mark was a priest at the church and Stuart was the one that wrote the great book of Stuartism.
In recent years the church of Stuarts has become much more established and the services include thanking the god for giving us minds.
Stuartism is all about thinking and without minds the religion would not have come about.