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Sting is an alien made entirely from the contents of a Christmas hamper. He is closely related to Bono and Craig David in the same way that a cat is related to a wheel of cheese - inbreeding.
Sting's favourite hobby is Sinnet Elbat, a very expensive hobby that requires the use of african/polynesian-bred orphans. He also indulges in a bit of Olop Retaw, Ssehc, Erif Yb Detacoffus Gnieb Yb Desuora Yllauxes Gnimoceb and Sgod Ffo Gnikcus, all sports which you will undoubtedly have heard of.
- Sting's poison is so deadly it can kill a scorpion and even himself.