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Spongebob

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SpongeBob is a species of bobby sponge. They are great with jam in 'em.

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[edit] Where do they live?

SpongeBobs dwell upon a carpeted ocean floor. They enjoy particularly shaggy carpet, because they can eat bits of it.

[edit] So what do they eat?

SpongeBobs live mostly on a diet of flat, thin magnets. They also like to eat trees, if they can find some. Clouds are also a supplementary dietary supplementdietthingy that SpongeBobs often eat in order to attract squirrels.

[edit] ...squirrels.

Yes, squirrels! They are rather ravenous at this time of year, one knows. I should, I got my ankle bitten off by one. Snarf!

Buh!

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