I have been sober.... once. I know a man. who has been sober his whole life.
Hi, im drunk. Edit
I am as drunk as possible. See how I can be so rude and extatic? I am probably about to die. I can't understand how I could be so stupid to drink so much and act like an idiot! This next person is a sober and a great role model.
iH Mi sobererrrr *drools* Edit
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True Story Edit
I actually started laughing uncontrollably when someone handed me a beer. I hadn't even opened it.
It was ok, it tasted like Chav piss but still... --12:53, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)