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So it's like this:

I'm sitting there in my room, my creditors have tracked me down and are slowly ascending the stairs preparing to beat me for a while before giving me a golden shower and slimpicking my wallet. I can either jump ot my bedside window onto the road and break both my legs, or dive through the hole in the wall created by a stray cat - land on the driveway and break both my legs.

So what do I do?

I wait behind the door with a big evil teddy bear and smack the creditor in the groinal area before rushing past his shock and awe through the door (hey it rhymes!), run into the road, get ran over and break both my legs.

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