Simpsons

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Maybe you were looking for porn? What? You sick freak!

On the other hand, you could have been looking for The Simpsons.

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“Eat my longs”

~ Bart Simpson after leg stretching surgery

Simpson, you fool. I told you to waste the waiter, not weigh the waste!

What?

That's right, now I'm going to have to wait you! Wait on you that is - what would you like to drink?

[edit] Meh

Time for a game of 'get as many Simpsons references as possible into a paragraph'.

Ay Caramba.

[edit] Enough of that

My burrito is ready.