- Don't ever shave or get a haircut.
- Carry around a concealed dagger.
- Don't be a dick. Seriously.
- Use your psychic powers (earned by wearing the magic underwear for a week) only for good.
- Be awesome.
As you can see–or perhaps cannot if you are blind–Sikhism is the coolest religion in the world. Even if the Rapture happens and God tries to throw you in the lake of fire, you will have a dagger. Even if you didn't, your coolness would turn the lake of fire to ice.
Note: Sikhism is in no way associated with the exploding gerbils.
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