For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Shopping, or simply go here.

Shopping is a spree of exchanging small metal coins, paper notes or card swipes for material possesions, often perishables.

I've heard that credit cards are what cause kids in Africa to die of starvation. Debit cards too. Maybe we should go back to the old way, when money was in the form of discarded midget shells.

Shopping has been around since the dawn of man's womb. Sometimes people shoplift to gain a superior cheese before others can obtain this stinky treat.

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