For some reason it's a battle-themed article. *shrugs*
|Shinobi is on the roof of the train facing a hot beverage holding maniacal slab of flint.|
Flint thingy: HP=97.789455445A33244<>
First move Edit
- Shinobi back flips forwards towards the direction which is away from the back of the slab of flint's frontal back.
Flint Slab + Hernia
- Flint slab uncondenses into mud and consumes hot beverage for energy.
Flint slab = 10 HP + Volume 10% - armour 5%
And again... Edit
- Shinobi swears:
Shinobi - 10% chance of going out with that fit girl who dislikes swearing, the one he's had his eye on for a while.
- Train hits low tunnel
- Both parties explode:
Shinobi: HP=0 Chance of impressing little kids with appearence: =150
Mud thingy: HP=0 People stained with innards= 55 + Train and tunnel
Movie enjoyed by Grue's only,
ridiculously over priced great value. Rated I for illogic. May induce euthenasia... Federal agents may steal your seat and/or wife.