When a man named Seymour has the unfortune to be last named Asses, He is thoroughly ripped on throughout 2nd Grade, then dunked in a vat of coffee during graduation. He then proceeds to be a Themed Stripper/Gigolo who wears a strap because he is a late eunuch. He gets asked what his real name is, and when says it really is Seymour Asses, he gets fonked on.
It's also a common misconception that if you have this name, you actually get to see more asses. This is an urban legend: Rob Da Bank never actually robbed the bank, nor did Hugh Sock invent the sock.