“You know how to love Haggis”
The Scotts used to be part of the world and were previously known to take part in Uber Scotland until an epidemic of gingervitus broke out and infected everyone there. Uber Scotland was then seperated from the rest of the Uberworld and thrown onto a dank rock after falling off the back of its deportation lorry - there it remains snowy and wang-tastic.
Surprisingly the scottish survived the onslaught of the gingervitus due too eating to many leprechauns but remained ginger forcing justified discrimination and ridicule.
What they get up to Edit
Limb throwing and catsturbating.
Isn't this article meant to be about Scottish the language, as opposed to the scotish people? Edit
Jeez, you can't please anyone these days.