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Scootland or "That place where there are like people that are, like, Scottish" as the Imericans say, is a Scotlike place where the Scots roam about and generally be a public nuisance.

Scotland is a kintra, but nae a real kintra, on accouint o naw won wi 55.3% o the vote at the 2014 Scots unthirldom referendum.

Och aye tha noo, matey!Edit

The Scots like their sporrans and their kilts. I know this might be considered a stereotype but the King of Scotland announced it isn't. The culture in Scotland is underdeveloped and unsophisticated. All they do is lift logs and drop them in a local swimming pool. The kids scream and run out. Most of them are dead.

NeilEdit

Neil Oliver is the typical Scottish hero and mums worship him for his giant sporran.

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Cheer up Jack, you stupid hack.


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