“She Blinded Me With Science!!!!!”
Science is a funny word to write. Try writing it. It's weird. It's like, a s and a c and then an i and stuff.
Science was invented in the year 256566 by Dr Arthur Science.
Also, it's a scheme. By the government. Because they're always scheming and stuff. Like right now! They're scheming how to take over China. And tea. And Britain. And they want to use angsty teenagers to further their power! SHE BLINDED HIM WITH SCIENCE!!! NOOOO................ D:
Don't be trustin' no government.
- Religion, known to be 34% more accurate than scientific fact. Fact.