“They're a type of moose”
Salmon... It is brown on the outside, and pink on the inside.
It swims in a most fishy way, and has a fishy taste of deliciousness.
Lo! Do not doubt the salmon, for it is high in protein. The salmon doubts, but it swims up waterfalls anyway.
Rejoice, for the noodles are still not yet cooked, because the salmon watches the pot to ensure that it does not boil; this is its toil! Beware of the oil.
Where are the trout?