BEING ILLOGICAL IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. SO SERIOUS YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND STEAL *CHAN MEMES. WELL, WE STOLE YOUR MEME, FUCKERS? HUH? WELL, WE STOLE EPIC FAIL AS WELL, AND ILLOGIFIED IT. HUH? SORRY, I WAS JUST TALKING TO SOME FICTIONAL /B/TARDS THERE. NOW WHERE WERE WE? YEAH, SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, THIS WHOLE ILLOGICAL THING IS.
Now, I think that's the all caps done with, now let's get down to business. Serious fucking business. Serious business with fucking. Okay...
THAT WAS ILLOGICAL!!! WHEN WILL YOU MORONS LEARN!!!
Okay... must... stay... calm...
Great, now we're borrowing Uncyclopedian in-jokes. When the fuck will we get some of our own?
Okay, let's get down to business. Serious business.
CRAP! I SAID IT AGAIN! MUST.. STOP... STEALING... MEMES.
Anyway, back to the article.
SERIOUS BUSINESS CAN BE FOUND IN MANY PLACES, AND IS SO SERIOUS, IT MUST BE SPELLED IN ALL CAPS, OR YOU WILL BE BLANCMANGED.
THIS ARTICLE IS COMPLETELY, 100% SERIOUS BUSINESS. NO FUNNY BUSINESS, THIS WHOLE THING IS SERIOUS. FUCKING. BUSINESS.
Lol, I like doing it wrong. And, this article still reaks of fail.