Rob is a misfortunate primordial dwarf who suddenly became an anthropomorphic personification; apparently because he ate a lesbian toadstool. It is disputed what Rob is an anthropomorphic personification of, but it is generally accepted that it is Rob. He has often been accused of robbery. One particularly grave instance occured when he visited the cemetery.

Rob is related to Ugliness, Fat and Epilepsy.

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