Remember, you are not a salmon. Ok, this is a salmon. It is pink. It is a fish. You are not a fish. You have no gills. So don't try and swim long distances without an oxygen tank. You have feet. You can walk places. You have a stomach. You can eat stuff larger than 3cm.
In conclusion, you are a donkey.
This puts the 'rap' in crap! Edit
- This is 20% style, 30% quill, 50% concentrated power to ill
- 1% talk, 44% brains, 55% instant adaptation to change
- Your memory fades to black as we all sing this refrain
- 200% reason to remember the name