Rape
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Rape, like jump rope and hopscotch, is enjoyed by many young girls across the country almost every day. In fact, in Japan (if hentai is a reliable source of information on Japanese culture, which I believe it is), rape is just like saying hello!
[edit] The rules of Rape
Though every schoolgirl usually comes up with her own variation of the rules, rape always has the same ground rules.
- Rule 1: You do not talk about rape
- Rule 2: Seriously, don't talk about rape
- Rule 3: I'll kill your parents if you talk about rape
- Secret Rule 3.14159265: Don't tell anyone how you get the mongoose out of the accordion. That'll be our little secret.
- Rule 4: No toasters allowed
- Rule 34.4: If you can make celery out of it, don't use it as a condom
- Rule 41: Anne Bancroft
- Rule 5: ???
- Rule 6: Prophet!
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| Legislation | Ah Mate Clause | Copyright | Gun control | Phthing | Reverse Logic Act | Title IX | |
| Crimes | Article fixing | Bread abuse | Cons | Crime | Drug abuse | Frankenstein Slavery | Murder | New Monaco | Punctuation abuse | Rape | Racism | Sexism | Shoplifting | Snoop Dogging | Stargazing fraud | Theft | Vandalism | |
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