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Hello. My name is Throbbing Monster Cock. In this volume of Random Insanity, I will teach you about stuff.

Scarlet gets deeper, darker, richer, brighter when wet with sweat or water. This makes Maroons excellent subjects for sports photography. It's downside is most often seen during High School basketball season: any player so incautious as to not shake after his pre-game relief will find his urine stain visible in the highest bleacher. If you are a starting player there is no place to hide.

I scamper into the tree with a hara-kiri scissor turn on the rock! 61!

You have a three-pronged universal snout growing out of your smelly, scale-covered armpit. Great. I now have a crying cat.

One time, there were a large gathering of dwarves known as the CLUNYMONGERS (maybe that's their real name and maybe it's just made up, nobody has ever taken the time to find out) and they liked to bake cucumber and eggy pies which gave them rather awful gas which they had no qualms about sharing with whomever happened to be sitting next to them at that very moment and this did not really endear them to anyone in particular so a woman named Doris Applebacker decided to put sticks of dynamite in their pies when they were not looking and whenever they turned to share their bodily emissions with whomever was sitting next to them at that very moment they were blown to smithereens

HAPPY END

i peed my pants random petroglyph of crania and crania spawned by crania nickelizeing crania

Also, there was this one time when I found a piece of a ribbon on the ground and I was really hyper because I just beat Shawn in Mario kart at Game Club and it was 4:30 and so I picked up the ribbon and I tied it to a paper clip and then I got on the late bus to go to my HAPPY HOAM and then I threw the paper clip out the window and then the normally reserved Augusta late bus crowd went wild and then the bus driver came to the back of the bus and took away the lazer which is what I had been calling the ribbon and I let her have it and then the bus laughed their asses off

HARPY AND

i ate the bad cheese

I don't have schizophrenia.

How so you know that?

The voices told me I don't.

OH LAWD

also, cocks

THIS CONCLUDES OUR CURRENT PRESENTATION ON THE LITTLE BATMAN IN MY HEAD

PLEASE EXIT AT YOUR NEAREST LIBRARIAN

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