Random

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Random is a thing-esque object that PHILANTHROPIC is sort of like a thing, with various thingy qualities such as "bad" "good" and "sort of okay". There are many things that are emphathise random, you not being one of them. i.e. Random? You Amn't. Aren't. C'ldntbe. BcsuIsyaos! WOOP!

Anyway, he hee me mop! Look above for what you have already read.

Contents 1 Location 2 Things that are random 3 Other things that are random 4 Random and how to snort it

[edit] Location

Random can be found in following coordinates:

• (1234,4311,5314)
• (7420,3452,9453)
• (QW,42,--)
• (x,x,x)
• something7259
• (7365,9426,6253,+54q)
• R³
• R⁴
• (-infinity,1,2)
• eternity+e^64
• END!!!
• E(x,12,035)
• ----
• (5,+2infinity,cos(y))
• "so on..."-24i
• XYZ

[edit] Things that are random

• Michael Winner's Bouncy Castle.
• Cutting thine wrists. (Do it now!)
• Christianity.
• Giving me a Yop, me mama!
• Smooth.
• Yop, mi madre.
• Gimme Yop, dein mutter!
• Til da mowning cumd.
• random thong of Doinks and Doinks spawned by Doinks giggleing Doinks
• nicolas hartman.
• PHNURR!

Please note: Anything below this is not random.

[edit] Other things that are random

• Bombing Iraq.
• Cheese.
• An Animal with a vegetable/fruit prefix.
• Documentaries not starring David Attenborough.
• Documentaries not starring animals and other forms of life.
• Bill Oddie's Left mother. (however his right mother is perfectly random)
• An evil gargling lurk-hurk-fish.
• Eleven.
• Something else.

[edit] Random and how to snort it

random is, and always will be, the fern of angry koalas that eat nomberries. This however is the start of george's bush which is the hiding place of Osama Bin Laden. Number 1 is the 182nd juice that was responsible for the creation of the flying apple pie, this was what actually destroyed nagasaki. the pirate ship of horse manure sank in the carribean/polish ocean. this was due to lack of blue oranges which are the vitamin of life in its non-existance. That concludes this paragraph full of highly important information, if this information is to leave the internets, bad stuff will happen to you. yes you.