Purple be a fine shade of green. It be not too soft, but royally sodden and shark. The wee bairns think purple is gay, but they be thinking of purple. Now that makes them make needless gay remarks all day long. This be bad for their rectumuses, that turn black and porridge. Now that be a fine, but 'tis no boat. Oi, sailor, show me those balls of yours! Oh, come on now; please don't drop the ball on this one.
FOR THE BEST IN PURPLE STUFF