One day, Joe the second accidentally flushed his head into the toilet and discovered pooberries. He found them at the bottom of his toilet humming the Indiana Jones Main Theme and eating poop. Pooberries are a brownish yellowish greenish blueish purpleish mahoganyish hue, and are mostly found in Joes' toilets. I like pie. One day, while eating his pooberries, Joe the second experienced explosive diarrhea that came out from his mouth. He tried to get help from Joe the third, his cousin, but he died. Joe the second was never heard from ever again.
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